If you read the biography of Mo in detail, you would realize that he was not exactly mentally stable. In fact, if he lived today, he would have been any physician’s nightmare…Do you have any idea the number of Phobias and Compulsive disorders that Mo suffered from? Here is my own psychoanalysis of the world's most influential person: Mohammed, the prophet of Islam.
A short list of his phobias:
Alliumphobia - Fear of garlic…. Hence the hadeeth which says that men should not go to the mosque to pray after eating garlic (and here we were all assuming he was a vampire).
Aurophobia - Fear of gold…Ha! Now we know why men are not supposed to wear gold in Islam. I wonder there is a phobia of silk as well.
Automysophobia - Fear of being dirty…..Ok, that explains the obsession of bathing, wiping your ass, shaving your armpits and pubic area and making wudu 5 times a day. And yes, bathing after sex.
Aviophobia or Aviatophobia - Fear of flying…..Hence the nightmare in which he flew on a donkey/mule to heaven.
Bibliophobia - Fear of books....Probably why he never learnt to read and write, even after he supposedly received divine inspiration. Come on, he had 23 years and he would not learn to read and write. Quite simply, he had a fear of books.
Catagelophobia - Fear of being ridiculed….That explains why people were killed and are still being killed if they even dare to ridicule him – Blasphemy laws, aka Catagelophobia….
Cynophobia - Fear of dogs…. Now this is really cruel. He commanded to kill all the poor innocent dogs, especially the black ones, because they are actually the devil….?????
Demonophobia or Daemonophobia - Fear of demons AND Wiccaphobia - Fear of witches and witchcraft….This precisely explains his acute fear of genies and goblins and witches and evil spirits, and the suras about jinns, black magic, evil eye and demons and God knows what….Are we really talking about an adult male here????
Geliophobia - Fear of laughter….He almost never laughed and told his followers that laughing loudly is the work of Satan.
Christianophobia - fear/dislike of Christians AND Judeophobia – fear/dislike of Jews. No explanation required… LOL
Gynephobia or Gynophobia - Fear of women…. Hence the hadeeth saying that majority of the residents of hell would be women….
Hadephobia - Fear of hell….Yeah, we all know that. There is no doubt that he was totally obsessed with it.
Homophobia - Fear of sameness, monotony or of homosexuality, or of becoming homosexual….He probably feared them to death. That is why ordered all homosexuals to be killed. Makes perfect sense, doesn’t it?
Levophobia - Fear of things to the left side of the body AND Sinistrophobia - Fear of things to the left or left-handed.…. Now this is a very interesting one. I always used to wonder why Islam is so particular about it. Walk into a mosque with your right foot, eat with your right hand, and pass the plate to the right side first… Do everything with your right hand except wiping your butt after defecating….
Melanophobia - Fear of the color black….So now you know why on the judgment day, all the sinners’ faces would turn black and the pious ones’ would be white. He often made fun of the black slaves, and even compared them to raisin heads...He even ordered to kill all black dogs and said even the black cats are evil…Call it whatever, but I call it racism…
Melophobia - Fear or hatred of music….You must be kidding me? And the poor people have been depriving themselves of music for the last 14 centuries because MO said it's haram and the work of Satan…
Menophobia - Fear of menstruation….He said it is a disease from God for all women. It explains his hatred for menstruation and also for women.
Methyphobia - Fear of alcohol…My guess is he feared alcohol and made it haram just because he wanted to control the minds of all Muslim men and women. If alcohol was permitted, it would have controlled their minds instead. He wanted the fear of hell, the goal of heaven and the aim to get there (Jihad) to be on their minds 24x7, and he feared that intoxication might make them forget their mission momentarily. … See, I always said he was a smart SOB….
Nyctophobia - Fear of the dark or of night AND Nyctohylophobia - Fear of dark wooded areas or of forests at night….. That is why he made up that cock & bull story about jinns and demons roaming around in such places….
Pyrophobia - Fear of fire….Or rather, obsession with fire and hell…
Satanophobia - Fear of Satan….Yeah, he feared him so much that he actually believed Satan put verses in his mouth…
Urophobia - Fear of urine or urinating….Aha.. Now I get it, the meaning of that hadeeth in which he passed by a grave and said the person in this grave is being tormented because he was very careless with his urine, that is, he did not clean himself well after urinating….
Gosh, this man is getting more and more complicated, isn’t he? Ok, enough with the phobias. Now let’s dwell on his OCD – Obsessive Compulsive Disorder….
Catapedamania - Obsession with jumping from high places .... Remember, he wanted to jump off the cliff several times when he supposedly saw and spoke to Gabrael.
Dacnomania - Obsession with killing. Come on, you don't really need an explanation for this one.
Entheomania - Abnormal belief that one is divinely inspired ..... In other words, having a very vivid imagination.
Erotomania - Abnormally powerful sex drive .... 13 wives, innumerable sex slaves / concubines. And don't forget, he used to have sex with all of them in one night....
Flagellomania - Abnormal enthusiasm for flogging.... 100 lashes for adultery.
Gamomania - Obsession with issuing odd marriage proposals .... Yeah, odd, as in proposing that his son divorce his wife so that he can get married to his daughter in-law, and REALLY ODD, marrying his best friend’s six year old baby girl when he was 53 years old… You can’t get any odder than that, MO.
Gynaecomania - Abnormal sexual obsession with women.... I think everyone everyone is aware about this abnormality, because there absolutely nothing normal about having sex with 9 women in one night.
Arithmomania - Obsessive preoccupation with numbers.... 5 prayers, 3 times washing your hands and face while making ablution. Saying his praise 33 times each after each prayer. 7 circumambulations around the Kaaba. 7 times safa marwa... Reading ayatal kursi 7 times. Cleaning your butt with an odd number of stones. Drinking water in 3 gulps. Spitting three times on seeing a bad dream. There are so many such eccentricities associated with numbers.
Mythomania - Lying or exaggerating to an abnormal extent... Oh yes, our MO takes all awards for this category. No one could lie and exaggerate better than he could. He should definitely get the Oscars for best story writing.
Necromania - Sexual obsession with dead bodies; necrophilia.... Didn’t he sleep with his dead aunt once? This guy is getting creepier by the day.
Opsomania - Abnormal love for one kind of food.... Dates, dates and dates.
Phonomania - Pathological tendency to murder... But in this case, not just murder, but murder by torture...
Polemomania - Mania for war.... Wars, battles, raids, whatever you call them, but our bandit MO sure had a penchant for those....
Pyromania - Craze for starting fires.... Yeah, he sure had a thing for setting fires. He once said that he wished he could set all those houses on fire whose residents did not show up at the mosque to pray. And if I remember correctly, he once set a mosque on fire and burnt everyone inside alive.
Sebastomania - Religious insanity.... Well, this kind of insanity still exists in most of Mo's followers for the past 14 centuries...
Well, I guess it would be safe to say that had MO not been there, probably these mental disorders would not even have been discovered. The science of Psychiatry is highly indebted to Mohammed, the prophet of Islam, for giving them so much of study material. How about setting up a mental asylum in his name???